Thursday, 27 April 2006

THE TERROR UNDER AFRICA'S BLAZING SUN

Diplodicus Galumphant!!

HM Land Ironclads Stride Majestically Across Africa's Burning Sands!!

With purposeful strides and with armour that is all but impervious to enemy fire, the Land Ironclads of Her Majesty's newly formed armoured cavalry regiments show what they are made of. With guns blazing and flags streaming in the desert breeze, these metal machines of destruction strike terror in all whom oppose the subjects of the Empire. Travelling at speeds in excess of fifteen miles an hour these fearful weapons can strike hard and quickly; overwhelming the opposition with consumate ease. With four regiments of these leviathans deployed in the Sudan area any self styled 'Mullah' had best beware - the reach and power of Her Majesty's forces can now extend to even the most inaccessible and inhospitable areas with ease.

It is to be hoped that the forces of the Sublime Porte and their Hun advisors have taken note of these deployments and will therefore desist from their nefarious activities against our gallant allies - the Bedouin Tribes of Arabia.

1 comment:

Tas said...

Bravo! And fine looking machines they are too, crewed by Her Majesty's stout lads. To see the Colours of Britain flying over such magnificant contraptions makes one want to burst into rapturous verses of "God Save the Queen"

Of course, it IS hard to find ice for one's Gin and Tonic in the desert...

Hussar for the Armoured Cavalry Regiments!

Hussar! Hussar! Hussar!

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