Wednesday, 3 May 2006

THE GUNS OF N'AH FAROUN

THE GUNS OF N'AH FAROUN - TURKISH PERFIDY IN THE GULF OF AQABA!!

Reports are just coming in of the latest outrage committed by the Turks in collusion with their German allies. Vessels of the Turkish navy - no doubt under the supervision of the so called advisors from Berlin - have been extensively mining the entrance to the Gulf of Aqaba as well as increasing patrols by both sea and air over that sensitive region. It has also been reported that several large calibre gun batteries have been set up in the region of N'Ah Faroun to protect the aforementioned minefields. Further details will be made available as soon as we have them.

Our readers however, can rest assured that the gallant forces of Her Majesty will not remain idle in the face of this blatant provocation in fact, at this very moment, plans are being made at the very highest level to alleviate this situation and to provide succour to our noble Bedouin Allies.

2 comments:

Tas said...

Those damned Turks...and its typical of the sausage eaters to skulk in the background of such a nefarious act!

I will bring the Regiment's provisions and stores up to scratch and be ready to march...well, as soon as the scotch decanter in the Mess is empty!

MaksimSmelchak said...

Hi Tas,

I'm back...

Recovered from that desert flu and need a few decanters to cover my the pains of my war wounds...

Shalom,
Maksim-Smelchak.

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